Official Bureau of Gnome Affairs

The Registry
Is Awakening.

A highly respected magical institution run almost entirely by eccentric gnomes and barely supervised by humans.

Registry No. GN-00000 and counting

Every gnome has a name. Every name has a story. Every story is still being written.

The Gnomestead is the official home, registry, adoption office, and suspiciously thorough record-keeping bureau for handmade gnomes and the Lords, Ladies, Masters, and Keepers brave enough to shelter them.

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Official Records

Birth certificates, adoption papers, registry numbers, custody scrolls, and all the magical bureaucracy a gnome could demand.

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Gnome Adoption

Each handmade gnome will arrive with a story, a status, and a paper trail that may or may not stand up in enchanted court.

Living Lore

Journals, family lines, strange migrations, hat disputes, steward reports, and dispatches from the wider Feed the Puppet universe.

Coming Soon

Founding gnomes are being cataloged.

Official Registry Numbers Adoption Certificates Family Records Gnome Journals Custody Transfers Merch, relics & nonsense